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Texan is drinking in a Colorado bar when he gets a call
> on his cell
> phone.
>
> He orders drinks for everybody in the bar because,
> announces his
> wife has
> just produced a baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
>
> Nobody can
> believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but
> the
> Texan just
> shrugs, "That's about average in Texas,
> folks...like I said - my
> boy's a
> typical Texas baby boy."
>
> Two weeks later the Texan returns to the bar.
> The bartender says, "Say,
> you're the father of that baby that weighed 25
> pounds at birth, aren't you?
> Everybody's been making' bets about how big
> he'd be in two weeks. ....so how
> much does he weigh now?
>
> "The proud
> father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
>
> The bartender is puzzled, and
> concerned. "What happened? He was 25 pounds
> the day he was
> born."
>
> The Texas father takes a slow swig from his beer, wipes his
> lips
> on his
> shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,
> "Had
> him
> circumcised".
 
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They say everything is bigger in texas sofa
 
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What most folks mistake as a snuff can lid ring in our wranglers is actually a condom. Inside joke,so to speak.


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