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Texan is drinking in a Colorado bar when he gets a call > on his cell > phone. > > He orders drinks for everybody in the bar because, > announces his > wife has > just produced a baby boy weighing 25 pounds. > > Nobody can > believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but > the > Texan just > shrugs, "That's about average in Texas, > folks...like I said - my > boy's a > typical Texas baby boy." > > Two weeks later the Texan returns to the bar. > The bartender says, "Say, > you're the father of that baby that weighed 25 > pounds at birth, aren't you? > Everybody's been making' bets about how big > he'd be in two weeks. ....so how > much does he weigh now? > > "The proud > father answers, "Seventeen pounds." > > The bartender is puzzled, and > concerned. "What happened? He was 25 pounds > the day he was > born." > > The Texas father takes a slow swig from his beer, wipes his > lips > on his > shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, > "Had > him > circumcised". | ||
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They say everything is bigger in texas | |||
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What most folks mistake as a snuff can lid ring in our wranglers is actually a condom. Inside joke,so to speak. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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