Ya know Texas sounds a lot like RHODESIA used to be before the liberals had their way and turned it into Zimbabwe ...

I am waiting for you guys to declare independance then you will have the right and the guts to pull out the UN ... It is a bullshit organisation that is well past its use by date ... I would hate to hazard a guess on how many people the UN has failed and how much of your hard earned tax dollars it has wasted on total red tape and inefficiency

Have a wonderful day in Texas

Peter

Sorry charlie, I like my Chili "Montana Style". That means with cocoa and corn, as far as I can tell.

I hate to tell all you proud Texans that most of your great Hero's were really from the great states of Tennessee and Alabama and Mississippi...Hell, after the great Sam Houston was finished being our Govenor of Tennessee he went west to help y'all. (I hate to tell you more tennessee boys died than..you real texans at the Alamo)

Prove me wrong and I'll take it back.

I think its more of a race of folks that settled the southern US... not just our proud western stepchildren.

Yes.. and what is this deal with your state song "The yellow rose of Texas". The song was written for a mulato slave girl.
Looks like one of your grandpas jumped the Fence.

Prove me wrong and I will take it back.

Now it your turn to get even with Me...why the hell did you send all these Damn Mexicans our way.

urdubob

Whoa, cool post. Texas is probably everything you all post, including the reprimands. Ain't never been there. I like it right here where I am.Yeah, I know you all got your kinda chili. It's great. But then I like any kinda of chili as long as it is put in a big ole bowl and placed in front of me.Chipotles in sauce, two big cans of diced tomatoes and hell, throw in a handful of hominy.How 'bout a Drive In size Hershey bar. With almonds. And don't forget the draft beer inna cold pitcher with a frosted mug on the side. I can't think of a thing to add except a Lazy Boy, a football game (no soccer.) and a couple of "Hooter Girls" to fetch more beer.It's great being on this side of the grass.

Once again a Texan has twisted a wonderful piece of work and called it his own, Texas water has made them like that. This is the original:


A heartfelt message from the rural Midwest: Because of misunderstandings that frequently develop when Easterners and Californians cross states such as Illinois, Ohio, Indiana, Wisconsin, Nebraska, Kansas, Iowa, Missouri, Minnesota, North Dakota, and South Dakota, those states' Tourism Councils have adopted a set of information guidelines. In an effort to help outsiders understand the Midwest, the following list will be handed to each driver entering the state:

1. That farm boy standing next to the feed bin did more work before breakfast than you do all week at the gym.

2. It's called a 'gravel road.' No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Navigator. I have a four wheel drive because I need it. Drive it or get it out of the way.

3. We all started hunting and fishing when we were seven years old. Yeah, we saw Bambi. We got over it!

4. Any references to "corn fed" when talking about our women will get you whipped... by our women.

5. Go ahead and bring your $600 Orvis Fly Rod. Don't cry to us if a flathead catfish breaks it off at the handle. We have a name for those little trout you fish for... bait.

6. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot.

7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of mallards are making their final approach, we will shoot it. You might hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.

8. That's right. Whiskey is only two bucks. We can buy a fifth for what you paid in the airport for one drink.

9. No, there's no "Vegetarian Special" on the menu. Order steak. Order it rare. Or, you can order the Chef' Salad and pick off the two pounds of ham and turkey.

10. You bring Coke into my house, it better be brown, wet, and served over ice.

11. So you have a sixty-thousand dollar car you drive on weekends. We're real impressed. We have quarter of a million dollar combines that we use two weeks a year.

12. Let's get this straight. We have one stoplight in town. We stop when it's red. We may even stop when it's yellow.

13. Our women hunt, fish, and drive trucks -- because they want to. So you're a feminist. Isn't that cute.

14. Yeah, we eat catfish. Carp, too -- and turtle. You really want sushi and caviar? It's available at the bait shop.

15. They are pigs. That's what they smell like. Get over it. Don't like it? Interstates 70, 80, & 90 go East & West--Interstates 29, 35 & 55 go North & South. Pick one and use it accordingly.

16. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday. You can get breakfast at the church.

17. So every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly. Understand the concept?

18. Yeah, we have golf courses. Don't hit in the water hazard. It spooks the fish.

19. That Highway Patrol Officer who just pulled you over for driving like an idiot... his name is "Sir"... no matter how old he is.

Now please, enjoy your visit.

You're dead right, sir. All those fine men left TN and KY in hopes that their sons and daughters could marry outside the family. Second, beautiful women deserve the songs they get. Period. Lastly, we tried what you folks call "Mexican Food" and thought you really needed the help.

120MM COCOA AND CORN??????

IN YOUR CHILI????? YUK!


THE 2ND AMENDMENT PROTECTS US ALL.....