Every year, Bill and his wife Blanche would go to the WA State (Puyallup) Fair,
And every year Bill would say: "Blanche, I'd like to take a ride in that helicopter "

Blanche always replied: "I know Bill, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks! "

One year, when Bill and Blanche went to the fair, Bill said:
"Blanche, I'm 75 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance "

To this, Blanche replied: "Bill that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks "

The helicopter pilot overheard the couple and said:

“Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride.

If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word,

I won't charge you a dime!”

“But if you say one word --- it's fifty bucks. "

Bill and Blanche agreed and up they went.

The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.

He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,

But still not a word...

When they landed, the pilot turned to Bill and said,

"By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.
I'm impressed! "

Bill replied: "Well, to tell you the truth

I almost said something when Blanche fell out,

But you know,

Fifty bucks is fifty bucks! "
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Reminds me of the one when Bill was in office + every morning he would go on a jog past the white house + make the block. There was always this whore on the corner who shout out "50 bucks!" He would reply "50 cents," she would just tell him to bugger off,etc. This went on for quite some time with the same address + replies. Well one morning Hillary wants to join him on his jog + he's thinking "Christ,I hope that whore isn't there this morning" but lo + behold she was + she hollers out,"See what you get for 50 cents."

Long time ago Bill Clinton and Jerry Falwell found themselves seated in first class next to each other. The flight attendant approaches Bill to take his order after take-off; he is served scotch. The flight attendant asks Jerry if he wants the same and he replies, "I'd rather be brutally raped by a filthy whore than allow liquor to touch my lips."

Bill hands his drink back and tells the flight attendant, "I didn't know I had a choice."

Ranb

you win...