Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation takes place:

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this
weekend.

I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in our house next weekend!"

Second guy: "That's nothing. I had to promise my wife that I will build her a
new deck for the pool."

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel
the kitchen for her."

They continue to fish, when they realize that the fourth guy has not said a word. So
they ask him,

"You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing
this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 a.m. When it went

off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge, and said, "Fishing or sex?"
and she said,

"Wear sun block."

Darwinmauser,
Thanks for the great idea. Will use it this wekend.
Pete