Here is the first American joke I've ever heard.

A driver of a good open car calmly driving through the countryside when he saw a little house not far from the road, and on the sidelines some redneck votes. The driver stopped. Redneck pulled out from behind a shotgun and told the driver:
"- masturbate penis !"
"- are you crazy?"
Redneck have cocked the gun.
Nothing to do, the driver had to obey. When he had finished, redneck ordered:
"now your left hand!".
When he came the second time, Redneck ordered:
"now with two hands!".
When redneck made sure that the driver is in complete exhaustion, he turned to the house and yelled "Hey, Mary! This mister has kindly agreed to give you a ride to the city!"

I agree. Sounds like he's harmless to me.

One gets the point but it was a bit different when I told it.But by God he means well.

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Originally posted by Kensco:
I agree. Sounds like he's harmless to me.

You haven't good open car?