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1. Ramone has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of
every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many
drive-by shootings can Ramone attempt before he has to reload?

2. Otis has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320
and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest

of his hold?

3. Rufus pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per
day must each ho turn to support Rufus's $800 per day crack habit?

4. Darius wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make
20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to obtain the 20%
profit?

5. Desmond gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and
$100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more
Corvettes must he steal to have $900?

6. LeRoy got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his
common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money
will
be left when he gets out?

7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average
letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight ounce

cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

8. Tyrone knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his gang.
What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone knocked up?

9. LaSheena is a lookout for the gang. LaSheena also has a Boa Constrictor

that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If LaSheena
makes
$700 week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed the Boa on one week's
income?

10. Marvin steals Joe's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Joe
loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his piece, how far

away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?

Sounds similar to the city of St. Louis Police academy entrance exam.

Those guys are tested????

11) Flossie has got 10 kids. After the flood in New Orleans, she can't find 2 of them. How much smaller will her welfare check be if the case worker finds out?

12) Flossie wants to get pregnant. Marquis is already the father of one or two of her kids, but he is in prison and HIV positive. Gerome is in the hood, but just got stabbed, and can't have sex for a week. There is an interesting looking man standing under the street lamp. Who should Flossie choose?

14) Zebbie is 15 and is trying to choose between a scholarship in black history or going on welfare. If the dean is the father of her first born, can she do both?

15) Shaeeta is getting busted for hook'n in the projects. The man says if she goes round the world, he will let her off. When she tosses his salad, should she take his guns an put a cap in his ass?

16) Shondu thinks that Tawana has been doin' her man, Ramel. Should Shondu cut Tawana with a knife or a razor or invite her to have some purple pie?

I am not so sure I think any of this stuff is funny!

22WRF wakes up in a hospital bed and asks, "What happened? I parked my car in Detroit, came back 5 minutes later and some minority boys were inside my car. I yelled at them..."
The doctor interupted, "And you have never read the City of Detroit High School Math Proficiency exam!! yes... we see this allot."

i got thown out of the smith&wesson forum for much less than i've seen in this post... i guess the freedom of ideas isn't as important there!

I got fired once from a job for a joke that contained the book name for a punch line, "The Bell Curve".

I almost got fired for sexual harrasment once, when a woman [who had never spoken with me] did not like what she overheard when I was talking to another woman.

We need to have balls and stand up against the politically correct, or we will all end up slaves to liberal insanity.