Aw, Sally Brown. "I don't know why I have to go to school, I'm only gonna be a housewife!"

Job description of "only a housewife": CEO/CFO of the household. Must be able to manage accounts payable and accounts receivables, as well as overseeing cashflow. Duties also include maintenance of the plant facilities, as well as procurement and maintaining appropriate inventory. Additional duties include all HR functions including hiring, firing and supervision of all employees and contractors. This job description also requires excellent culinary skills, as well as basic domestic skills. Another prerequisite is an ability to work with small humans and animals. Driving skills an absolute necessity. A definite plus is an ability to entertain guests ranging from business colleagues, to small children and fellow Household CEO/CFO's. Drop dead gorgeous is preferred.

"Just a Housewife".

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This. And, that's just a start!

I was in London in the 60's

Went to a gunshop to buy a scope.

I asked for scopes, and all they had was low power scopes.

I asked for more magnifications.

The man in the shop said "what do use that much power for? Sniping at people?"

I said "Yes. Shooting stupid shop assistants!" and left!

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Originally posted by Saeed:
I was in London in the 60's

Went to a gunshop to buy a scope.

I asked for scopes, and all they had was low power scopes.

I asked for more magnifications.

The man in the shop said "what do use that much power for? Sniping at people?"

I said "Yes. Shooting stupid shop assistants!" and left!

John gets on an Avanti West Coast high-speed train traveling at 124 kph from Manchester to London.

Ten minutes later, Mark gets on another Avanti West Coast high-speed train traveling at 124 kph from London to Manchester.

Will the trains crash into each other closer to Crewe or Nuneaton?

On the subject of counter help, several years ago I was in a gun shop + there was a gent of African-American heritage wanting to buy a 12 G. pump. The clerk was showing him an Ithaca Model 37 (with the bottom ejection) + the guy says, "So you mean that the shell stays in the car?" The clerk says, I'm sorry, sir, but that one is already sold.