Subject: LONE RANGER & TONTO
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> >The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert, set up their
> >tent, and are asleep. Some hours later, The Lone Ranger wakes his
> >faithful friend. "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
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> > Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."
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> >"What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger.
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> >Tonto ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it
> >tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
> >planets.
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> >Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to
> >be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord
> >is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.
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> >Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What it
> >tell you, Kemo Sabi?"
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> >The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then speaks.
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> >"Tonto, you Dumb Ass, someone has stolen our tent."
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