Man, I don't know you. But I have laughed so hard for the past ten minutes that I believe my arteries have finally cleared out and I will not need that angioplasty afterall!

My wife has threatned to put a parental lock on our computer. She thinks I've been on the XXX sites again. But, I really believe that story was better than most porno sites.

I'll bet you're a real hoot after a couple of drinks.

Bull1

DING !

my gawd that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT FROM ARKANSAS?? I'M STILL PICTUREING WHAT YOU DESCRIBED AND GIGGLING LIKE AN IDIOT!!