Subject: BASEBALL....



The occupant and his spouse are at the White Sox baseball game. Sitting in the

first row with the Secret Service seated directly behind them, one of the

Secret Service agents leans forward and says something to him.


The occupant stares at the agent, looks at his wife, looks back at the agent,

and shakes his head.


The agent then says "Mr. President, it was a request from the team owner

who is a big campaign contributor . and the fans will love it!"


So he shrugs and says "well, if it will help my poll numbers".

He gets up, grabs Michelle by her collar and the seat of her pants, and

drops her right over the wall into the field.


She gets up kicking, screaming & swearing.


The crowd goes wild; cheering, applauding, and high-fiving.


B.O. is bowing and smiling, and leans over to the agent and says "You

were right, I would have never believed that!"


Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, Obama asks what was wrong.


The agent replies "I said, they want you to throw out the first PITCH!