>
> A WHITE GUY IS WALKING ALONG A BEACH WHEN HE COMES ACROSS A LAMP
> PARTIALLY
> BURIED IN THE SAND.
>
> HE PICKS UP THE LAMP AND GIVES IT A RUB.
>
> TWO BLONDE GENIES APPEAR, AND THEY TELL HIM HE HAS BEEN GRANTED THREE
> WISHES.
>
> THE GUY MAKES HIS THREE WISHES AND THE BLONDE GENIES DISAPPEAR.
>
> THE NEXT THING THE GUY KNOWS, HE'S IN A BEDROOM, IN A GOLF-COURSE MANSION ,
> SURROUNDED BY 50 BEAUTIFUL WOMEN..
>
> AFTER HE MAKES LOVE TO ALL OF THEM, HE BEGINS TO EXPLORE THIS FABULOUS
> HOUSE..
>
> SUDDENLY HE FEELS SOMETHING SOFT UNDER HIS FEET, HE LOOKS DOWN AND THE
> FLOOR IS COVERED IN $100 BILLS.
>
> THEN, THERE'S A KNOCK AT THE DOOR.
>
> HE ANSWERS IT AND STANDING THERE ARE TWO PERSONS DRESSED IN KU KLUX KLAN
> OUTFITS. THEY DRAG HIM OUTSIDE TO THE NEAREST TREE, THROW A ROPE OVER A
> LIMB AND HANG HIM BY THE NECK UNTIL HE'S DEAD.
>
> AS THE KLANSMEN ARE WALKING AWAY, THEY REMOVE THEIR HOODS. IT'S THE TWO
> BLONDE GENIES.
>
> ONE BLONDE GENIE SAYS TO THE OTHER ONE, 'I CAN UNDERSTAND THE FIRST WISH
> HAVING ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN A BIG MANSION TO MAKE LOVE TO.
>
> I CAN ALSO UNDERSTAND HIM WANTING TO BE A MILLIONAIRE.
>
> BUT WHY HE WANTED TO BE HUNG LIKE A BLACK GUY IS BEYOND ME.'
>

Perfect!!

Good One!!

All a big mistake based on the inability of the blonde genies to speak fluent American English.

The guy wanted to be "hung" like a black man, not "hanged" like one!

Oy veh!

is that racis?????

Racis ? Cannot be. The guy that was hanged was white.

Every time I read posts of Alberta Canuck, I thank the Lord that he is not the President of the United States. Otherwise we would have lost on time.

A.C. run man run. No worries if time is short. For once in a very long time I would like to vote for someone v/S against someone.More pity that.