spiders

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as
he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in
his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through
such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked, "They're mating,"
her father, replied "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is a
Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. As his heart soared with
the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied "No dear. Both of them
are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought
for a moment.........then took her foot and stomped them flat and said,
"Well, we're not having any of that gay shit in our garden."

You know, that sounds just like my daughter!

Good Girl

I'd be proud!!!