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Harold is 90 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and longevity. One evening, Mildred, age 85, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks,"Do you know what I miss most of all?"

"What?" she asks.

"Sex!" he replies.

Mildred exclaims,"Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!"

"I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman would just hold it for a while."

"Well, I guess I could do that," says Mildred.
She unzips his pants, removes his manhood and procceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood.

Then, one night, Harold didn't show up at the usual time and place. Mildred becoming alarmed, decided to look for Harold to see if he was alright. She walked around the senior citizen home till she found Harold sitting out by the pool, with another female resident, Ethel, who was also holding Harold's manhood! Furious, Mildred yelled,"Why you two-timing old bastard!!
What does she have that I don't have?"

Old Harold smiled happily and replied.........

"Parkinson's". [Big Grin]
 
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