How does Michael knows it time for bed the little had is on the big hand.

why does MJ wear a white glove on one hand?

so he won't bite off one of his fingers while he's trying to eat a tootsie roll.

MJ's new reality TV show:

What's the worst stain to try and remove from a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's makeup.

Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
He saw someone blowing Bubbles and thought he'd join in.

I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!" and it played Michael Jackson.

Why did Michael Jackson get kicked out of the school cafeteria?
Because he ate all the kids' wieners

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Israel?
Israel pulled out of Jordan.

Michael Jackson was down at the Sears store tonight. There was some confusion when he entered the store. The sign outside said....................Little boys pants half off.
Bill