> >This could be closer than you think. This is where we are heading!
> >
> >Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your order?"
> >Customer: "Hello, can I order.."
> >Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
> >Customer: "It's eh..., hold on....6102049998-45-54610"
> >Operator : "OK... you're... Mr. Sheehan and you're calling from 17 Meadow
> >Drive. Your home number is 494 2366, your office 745 2302 and your mobile
> >is 014 266 2566. Would you like to have the delivery made to
> >17 Meadow Drive?
> >Customer: "Yes, how did you get all my phone numbers?"
> >Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
> >Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
> >Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
> >Customer: "How come?"
> >Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure
> >and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
> >Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
> >Operator : "Try our Low Fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza.You'll like it"
> >Customer: "How do you know for sure?" Operator : "You borrowed a book
> >entitled "Popular Soybean Yogurt Dishes" from the National Library last
> >week Sir"
> >Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family sized ones then, how much
> >will that cost?
> >Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is
> >$49.99
> >Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"
> >Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is
> >over the limit and you're owing your bank $3720.55 since October last year"
> >Operator : "That's not including the late payment charges on your housing
> >loan Sir.
> >Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw some
> >cash before your guy arrives"
> >Operator : "You can't do that Sir. Based on the records, you've reached
> >your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
> >Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How
> >long is it gonna take anyway?"
> >Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come
> >and collect it on your motorcycle..."
> >Customer: " What the..?"
> >Operator : "According to the details in system, you own a
> >Harley,...registration number E1123...
> >"Customer: "@#%/$@&?#"
> >Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987, You
> >were convicted of using abusive language to a policeman...
> >Customer Speechless)
> >Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
> >Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free
> >bottles of Pepsi as advertised?"
> >Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also
> >diabetic....... " !!!!