After a woman gave birth to her baby, her doctor stood solemnly at her bedside.

He said, "I have something I must tell you about your baby."

"What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.

"Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

"What's that?"

"It means your baby has both male and female parts."

"Oh my God, that's wonderful!" the woman exclaimed.

"You mean, it has a penis and a brain?"

That's good, the ladies here at work will love it.

Red

Edmond:

YOur political views suck, but your jokes are great!