Recently I was asked to play in a golf tournament.

At first I said, 'Naaahhh!'
Then they said to me 'Come on, it's for handicapped and blind Kids.'

Then I thought...


Holy cow- I could win this!!

I know,every year they have billboards out for the benefit fundraiser rodeo here in central Tx. called "The cattleman's roundup for crippled children".You can't make this stuff up.