Bacon Tree

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Is, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon .... every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis MI amigo... what ees it? "

"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees


Ees


Ees


Ees



Ees a ham bush...."






SO SORRY, I know there is something wrong with me for sending you this. Just couldn't help it!
The little voices made me do it !!! And I bet you tried to do the accent didn't you - I know you did!

dam you aussie's an't right in the head!!!!!! I love it

I just love stories with a happy ending!

Keith

Seeking volunteers to form a posse, head to Oz and hunt this guy down.

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Seeking volunteers to form a posse, head to Oz and hunt this guy down.

I"m not sure I understand your comment. Are you suggesting that you wish to hut this guy because of his joke?

sounded like a little "tongue in cheek" remark to me with no harm intended. As in anyone that would tell a shaggy dog like that ought to be hung. Which the Oz man admitted in his closing remarks.

Thanks robz. We sorely need any kind of "border humor" over here.