What do you call an anorexic woman with a yeast infection------A 1/4 pounder with cheese!

Hip

Oh God!!!

Back in the mid 70's when I first arrived in CA, I was having dinner at my girlfriend's brother's home up in Encino.

There were six of us around the table, including a friend of my brother-in-law to be's wife.

When she started to talk about her yeast infection while we were having dinner, all conversation stopped.

Only in California I think...

What do you find in a woman pantyhose?

10 piggies
2 calves.
2000 hares
A dead fish no one can find!