A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity.
He asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, they do. A loooong passionate tongue plunging kiss.

After they're finished the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you would be wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl.