An angel visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking, and sex if she wants to get into heaven. The woman said she would try her best.

The angel visited her a week later to see how she was getting on. "Not bad," said the woman. "I've given up smoking and drinking but then I bent over to get some stuff out of the freezer and when my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs, he made love to me right then and there."

"They don't like that in heaven", said the angel.

The woman replied, "They're not too happy about it in Costco either

Those dang folks at Costco! What's their problem?
Zeke

O.K. so go back to my last post. This joke the last time I heard it was in lieu of Wal Mart. I would dearly love to hear a "new one".

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Originally posted by NormanConquest:
O.K. so go back to my last post. This joke the last time I heard it was in lieu of Wal Mart. I would dearly love to hear a "new one".

"I'm only here to feed the alligators."