ALL GRANDPAS, HEED THIS WARNING : Do NOT lose your Grand kids in the Mall!

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" The cop asked, "What's he like?"

The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied, "Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits

You realise, of course, that I hope my grandchildren remember me this way!