Subject: Irish humor

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute...."

"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."

"OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate.

For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a membership to the country club....

(takes a breath)...

and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and...."

"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad. Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad!... Sniff, sniff."

"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said... a Protestant'. Come here and give yer old man a hug!"

GWB

Nice one Liam Slattery Ireland

Liam,

We've a good friend from Shannon coming over to visit on the 25th of Feb. He has a saying that I like, it is " a lie well told will serve as good as the truth any day" I love it. It amazes him when I take him to the gunshows here in Texas and everyone is walking around with firearms. I may get to go to visit him later this summer. What part of Ireland are you from
GWB