> Field trips can be a lot of fun, and educational.
>
> A group of Louisville Kentucky second, third, and fourth graders,
> accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Churchill
> Downs to learn about thoroughbred horses.
>
> When it was time to take the children to the restrooms, they decided that
> the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
>
> The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when
> one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the
> urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their
> pants, and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding onto their
> "wee-wees" to direct the flow away from their clothes.
>
> As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well
> endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You
> must be in the fourth grade."
>
> No, ma'am," he replied. "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race
> today."