Guiseppe and Marie were to get maried in the old italian pre-arrainged method.
After the celebrated day, it became apparant that they were not getting along well, so after a short while they were directed to go see the preist to discuss their marital problems.
The preist says "ok Maria, what seems to be the problem" Maria says "its that Giuseppe. He picka his nosa, he picka his nosa, he neva talka to me and when we maka love he always on top! The preist turns to Giuseppe and says "ok Guiseppe, what do you have to say to these accusations?"
Guiseppe says "My papa, he a very wisa man. When me an Maria gets a married, he taka me aside and he a tells me "Giusepppe, you keepa you nose a clean, you keepa you mouth a shut and you never screw up"

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