A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in

the service?"

"Yes," he says. "I was in Vietnam for three years."

The interviewer says, "That will give you extra

points toward employment" and then asks, "Are

you disabled in any way?

The guy says, "Yes 100 percent ... a mortar round

exploded near me and blew my testicles off."

The interviewer tells the guy, "OK, I can hire

you right now. The hours are from 8:00 a.m.

to 4:00 p.m., you can start tomorrow. Come

in at 10:00 a.m."

The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are

from 8:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. Then why do you

want me to come in at 10:00 a.m.?"

"This is a government job," the interviewer says.

"For the first two hours we stand around scratching

our balls ... no point in you coming in for that."