*Cheese* -- Mi sister Maria es bonita but cheese fat.

*Mushroom* -- When all my family get in the car there's not mushroom.

*Shoulder* -- Mi novia wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

*Texas* -- My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

*Herpes* -- Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got my piece and she got herpes.

*July* -- Ju toll me ju was going to that store but July to me! Julyer!

*Rectum* -- I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

*Chicken* -- My wife toll me to go to that store with her but chicken go by herself!

*Wheelchair* -- We only have one enchilada left but don't worry wheelchair.

*Harassment* -- My wife caught me with another woman an I toll her, honey, harassment nothing to me.

*Bishop* -- My wife fell down so I had to pick the bishop.

*Body Wash* -- I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

man you can spangle de lish

When I'm out and about and la Jente habla conmigo, yo me lo digo, no hablo espanol, solemente Aleman.

Translation: I don't speak spanish, only German
GWB

The teacher tells the class, "Okay class today we are going to learn how to make sentences out of words". Todays word is calculator.
The teacher asks Michelle, "Michelle, can you make a sentence using the word Calculator?"
Michelle responds, "Yes mam". "When I do my math I use a calculator".
Very good Michelle replies the teacher.
Next the teacher asks Thomas,
"Thomas, can you say a sentence using the word calculator?
"Yes mam" replies Thomas. "When I can't figure out a math problem, I use a calculator to help me solve the problem".
Very good Thomas replies the teacher.
Next the teacher asks Pepito. "Pepito, can you make a sentence using the word calculator?
"Si Senora", replies Pepito. "Guen my mamasita makes me some tamales, rice, and beans with tortillas and salsa and I eat it all up and den I take a caca later.