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> > Things that make you say hmmmm
> > 1. Can you cry under water?
> > ----------------------
> > 2. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I
> > just"chunkydunk."
> > --------------------------------------------
> > 3. How important does a person have to be before they are considered
> > assassinated instead of just murdered?
> > ----------------------------------
> > 4. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
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> > 5. Why do you have to "put your two cents in". but it's only a "penny
> > for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
> > ------------------------------------
> > 6. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
> > buried in for eternity?
> >
> > 7. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
> > ---------------------------------
> > 8. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
> > be
> > a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
> > ------------------------------------
> > 9. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wakeup
> > like every two hours?
> > -------------------------
> > 10. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
> > ---------------------
> > 11. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
> > binoculars to look at things on the ground?
> > --------------------------------
> > 12. How come we choose from just two people for President and from fifty
> > for Miss America?
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> > 13. If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
> > -------------------------------
> > 14. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting
> > clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up
> > in
> > the first place!
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> > 15. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could
> > simply
> > press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
> > -----------------------------------
> > 16. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you
> > haven't fallen asleep yet.
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> > 17. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they
> > can in prison? (This should raise some real questions
> > somewhere!!!!)
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> > 18. If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have
> > started
> > with something called labor!
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> > 19. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live
> > forever.
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