Did you hear about the guy who went to the Dr with a unique problem?

His thingie had turned a funny shade of orange/yellow.. The Dr checked him all out.. nothing wrong.. just the orange/yellow color.. The Dr was at a loss.. He was asking the guy all kinds of questions about his life style.. nothing came up.. Then he asked what he did for a job.. The guy said he had been layed off and had not worked much for a while.. The Dr asked him what he did every day.. The guy thought for a moment and said.. "Not much just watching porn on TV and eating Cheetos"...