A blind guy climbs on a bar stool and says to the bartender: " Wanna hear a good dumb blonde joke?"

The guy next to him leans over and says: " The bartender is a blonde. The bouncer is a blonde. I'm 6'2" and weigh 225 lbs. The guy sitting on your right is 6'4" and weighs in at 240 lbs. NOW, do ytou really think you want to tell that blonde joke?"

The blind man says: " Nah - not if I have to explain it five times".