A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, ''Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night.''
The son then asks his father, ''What's the 6-pack for?''

The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.''

Then the son asks his father what the 12-pack is for.
The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one for.....''

A 12 PACK WOULD LAST THE REST OF MY LIFE AT THIS RATE............

Bit like the 3 types of sex in marriage;

1) Household sex for the first 10 years - for the just married - anywhere in the house anytime day or night

2) Bedroom sex 10 to 20 years - usually in the bedroom but only on your birthday or Christmas

3) Hallway sex 20 years on - this is where you cross paths in the hallway, glare at each other and say, "Get Stuffed!!!!"