> What's the Cuban national anthem?
> "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
>
> Where does an Irish family go on vacation.
> A different bar.
>
> Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
> They named him "Sum Ting Wong."
>
> What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
> A speech impediment.
>
> What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
> They're hiring.
>
> Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on StarTrek?
> Because they're not going to work in the future either.
>
> What do you call an Arkansas farmer with a sheep under each arm?
> A pimp.
>
> How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F-word?
> Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell "BINGO!"
>
> What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
> A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
> A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
>
> My, my, how time have changed. Years ago...When 100 white men chased a black
> man, we called it the Ku Klux Klan; Today they call it the PGA TOUR.
>
> Why is there no Disneyland in China?
> No one's tall enough to go on the good rides