A male patientis lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know Sir I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles back?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back thecovers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting andmoving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There'snothing wrong with them, Sir!!" The man pullsoff his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......



"Ar e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"

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