Little Ole Lady in a Naughty Shop
>
> The next time you see a little old lady with
> shaky hands, you'll remember this story.
>
> A little old lady, well into her eighties,
> slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very
> unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the
> store to the counter.
>
> Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing
> it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk:
> 'Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?'
>
> The clerk, politely trying not to burst out
> laughing, replies: 'Yes we do have dildos. Actually we
> carry many different models.'
>
> The old lady then asks: 'Dddddoooo
> yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss
> lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand
> rrunns by bbaatteries?
>
> The clerk responds, 'Yes we do.'
>
> She asks: 'Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww
> hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff?'
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