A woman told her husband they were going shopping. He said he had a golf date with his buddies. They agreed he'd only play 9 holes and be home in time to take her shopping. He played 9 holes and despite harassment from his buddies he left. Saw a gorgeous woman on the side of the road with a flat tire. He stopped and put on her spare tire. She invited him to come to her place for one drink as she lived nearby. He tried to decline, but she insisted. One drink led to another and on into the bedroom and they did the wild thing. He got home too late to go shopping and his wife was crying. He felt very guilty and had to confess. He told her he fixed her flat and went for one drink and had more and they did the wild thing. Wife said," you lying S.O.B. you played 18 holes.

They say telling the truth is the be best thing.