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A man's best friend

A dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him.

He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.

His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. Once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than He needs, but He is not required to do any upkeep. If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head,

Holy Shit, my dog is a democrat !


Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation...
 
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there is, of course, that one little thing about castration...

come to think about it, that's what they want to do to us too.
 
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Much as I say this as a male of the species,I must confess that they DO NEED to be fixed.


Never mistake motion for action.
 
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