A Texas preacher rose with an angry red face. "Someone in this
congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This
is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.
I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the
party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this
Christian family."

No one moved.

The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and
admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart
you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."

Again all was quiet.

Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde, with a body that would
stop traffic, rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice
quivered as she spoke. "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I
never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of
my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets!"

The preacher fainted.

I'm stealing that one.

I would have paid good money to be witness to that one.