A young woman walks into a small town bank carrying a brown paper bag full of loose and crumpled paper currency. She walks up to the first open teller and and states that she'd like to open her first ever savings account.

The bank manager overhears this request as he is walking by. Impressed with the frugal and responsible young miss, he walks up to the to window, looks into the bag at all the crumpled $5, $10 & $20's (old joke not adjusted for inflation) and says:

"Young lady, that is a large sum of money you have there!" "Did you hoard that all by yourself?"

Pleased with the obvious attention she is getting from the nice bank man, she replies:

"Nah, my sister whored half of it"