Maybe the court system should advertise on TV>

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That reminds me of a comment made by Ken Kesey in the 60s. At that time in California, the sentence for selling pot was life, but the sentence for killing a minor was 20 years, so he said, "If you are selling pot to a kid + the law comes in, kill the kid."