1) Thoroughly clean toilet.
2) Lift both lids and add shampoo.
3) Find and soothe cat as you carry it to the bathroom.
4) In one swift move,place the cat in the toilet,close both lids and stand on them so the cat cannot escape.
5) The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds.(Ignore ruckus from inside toilet,cat is enjoying itself)
6)Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse,which is quite effective.
7) Have someone open the outside door,stand as far from the toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids.
8) Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and out the door where it will soon air dry.
Sincerely; The Dog

[ 06-24-2003, 06:41: Message edited by: derf ]

derf - you are a brave man (unless of course kitty has no claws)

How about:

1. Tie cinder-block to cat.
2. Throw cat over bridge into river.
3. River current will clean cat.
4. Retrieve after 2-3 days, if desired.

You can skip step one and let the cat clean the toilet for you. At least you will have made the cat actually usefull for something.

Cats ARE useful, they make great targets.

derf, we never had a problem with too many cats on our farm where I grew up. We did however have a terrible problem with rocks. Every year we had to gather the darn things into an old feed sack, which we topped off with cats in order to weight it down. While crossing the bridge across the river on the way to town, a quick toss would get rid of the rocks for good. Be sure to use plenty of cats!! We only had enough cats to do this once a year!!

[ 06-24-2003, 17:51: Message edited by: 8MM OR MORE ]

You missed a step!

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Originally posted by derf:
1) Thoroughly clean toilet.
2) Lift both lids and add shampoo.
2a) ADD CLOROX BLEACH!
3) Find and soothe cat as you carry it to the bathroom.
4) In one swift move,place the cat in the toilet,close both lids and stand on them so the cat cannot escape.
5) The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds.(Ignore ruckus from inside toilet,cat is enjoying itself)
6)Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse,which is quite effective.
7) Have someone open the outside door,stand as far from the toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids.
8) Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and out the door where it will soon air dry.
Sincerely; The Dog

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