A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on
how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at
the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father
replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a Daddy
Longlegs." Her father answered. "So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little
girl asked. "No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The
little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well,
that might be OK in California and Massachusetts but we're not having any of that
shit in Texas."

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