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A cowboy is captured by Indians. Ordinarily they would have lifted his scalp right then and there. However it is the occasion of a great tribal celebration so the Chief tells the cowboy he can have three wishes.

The cowboy says: " I wanna talk to my horse". His horse is led over and the cowboy whispers in his ear. The horse dashes away in a full gallop. he returns after several hours with a gorgeous naked woman on his back.

The Indian chief is impressed and gives the cowboy a teepee for the night.

Next morning, the cowboy comes out, tucking in his shirt. The Chief asks what his second wish is. The cowboy says: " I wanna talk to my horse". The horse is led over. The cowboy whispers in the horse's ear. the horse gallops away and comes back in a few hours with an even more gorgeous naked woman on his back.

To the astonishment of the Indians, the cowboy shouts at the horse in anger. He curses the horse in a steady stream of curses.

Finally the cowboy cools off a bit. He seizes the horse's ear and shouts: " Now LISTEN, you dumb nag! I said POSSE,POSSE!"
 
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