President Trump and Alexandra Ocazio Cortez were flying on air force one when the pilot shows up carrying a pack. 
He says "Sorry, but I have some bad news. I found a bomb on board the plane that is about to go off and we only have one parachute."
Immediately, AOC grabs the pack and announces that she is the most important person on the plane and only her socialist agenda can stop the evil 1% from oppressing her uninformed followers, and jumps out of the plane. 
The pilot looks at president Trump and says "Sir, you might as well have a seat and enjoy the rest of the flight. That moron just jumped out with the backpack with the bomb in it."

Now That Is Funnnnnny. I Don't Care Who You Are.

Same joke, different names!!!
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,True Peter,but then again there are no new jokes.

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,True Peter,but then again there are no new jokes

But there's one old one in Austin. LOL!

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Originally posted by NormanConquest:
,True Peter,but then again there are no new jokes.

bullshit! 3 of em just got elected congress and are on the news with their stupidity on full display daily. the rest of em are old jokes.

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Originally posted by odies dad:
President Trump and Alexandra Ocazio Cortez were flying on air force one when the pilot shows up carrying a pack. 
He says "Sorry, but I have some bad news. I found a bomb on board the plane that is about to go off and we only have one parachute."
Immediately, AOC grabs the pack and announces that she is the most important person on the plane and only her socialist agenda can stop the evil 1% from oppressing her uninformed followers, and jumps out of the plane. 
The pilot looks at president Trump and says "Sir, you might as well have a seat and enjoy the rest of the flight. That moron just jumped out with the backpack with the bomb in it."

Best thing to happen to humanity!

Those are'nt jokes,they are a tradety

Sorry,poor spelling on my part.?All is
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That joke is recycled from the 1970's. Here is the original.

Henry Kissenger is on a nearly empty airline flight cross country along with a priest and a hippie when the captain appears holding a parachute. He tells the passengers that the plane is about to go down and there are only three parachutes for the four of them.

The captain says he is a highly trained pilot and is not going down with the plane. He jumps with one of the chutes. Henry Kissenger says he is the smartest man in the world and he is not going down with the plane either, so he takes a chute and jumps out.

The old priest looks at the young hippie and says, "Take the last chute my son. I've lived a long full life". The hippie says, "That's okay man, we still got two chutes left. The smartest man in the world took my backpack".