....are out for a romantic walk along a leafy country lane. They walk hand in hand and, as they stroll, the young man's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when the young woman says, "I hope you don't mind but I really do need to have a piss?". Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity, he suggests she go behind a hedge. She nods in agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he waits, he can hear the sound of tight white panties sliding down long, lithe legs and he imagines what loveliness is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches through a gap in the foliage, and touches her smooth, bare leg. He gently brings his hand further up to her thigh until suddenly, and with great astonishment, he finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging between her legs. He gasps in horror, "My God Mary have you changed your sex!?". "No," she replies, "I've changed my mind, I'm having a shit instead!”

OOOPS!!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! When will the Englis ever learn!

What does ROFLMAO mean? I've seen it several times and have to know.

ROFLMAO = Rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off.

LMAO