I remember reading about an Aussie radio station having a contest regarding new words to the english language.
A caller said: Goan
Host said: Use it in a sentence.
Caller: Goan fuck yourself.

He got locked out and they went on.

Some time later another called said: itsmee
Host said: Use it in a sentence.
Caller: Itsmee again goan fuck yourself

You cant invent this shit ;-)

Australians - murdering the English language since 1776....

Having lived in Australia for three years, THAT is funny.

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Originally posted by muzza:
Australians - murdering the English language since 1776....

They have a hard time beating the yanks!

I always say NZ , Australia and the US are three countries separated by a common language

In 1976 National Lampoon magazine put out a copy called "Unwanted Foreigners". They attacked every race + nationality under the sun. It was funny. Heres what they wrote about Australia. Seems there was this bloke that wanted to wrestle with his girlfriend. So he says, lets rassle, she says no its that time of the month + he says what do mean that time of the month?, I'll cut it short because that back + forth goes on many times, but she finally says, I'm bleeding to which he replies let me see, well of course you're bleeding mate, somebody cut your bloody cock off. Then as to vocabulary, since their country is upside down + we all know their love of acholhal, they have 128 words in their vocabulary for vomit.

That being said, in the 1970 movie Ned Kelly; Kris Kristopher on the soundtrack has a song "Son Of A Scoundrel" that is GREAT! Try to pull it up online.