FEMALE PRAYER FOR 2005:
Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart

and strong,

One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully

employed, When I spend his cash won't be annoyed. Pulls out my

chair and opens

my

door,

Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! send me a man who'll

make

love to

my mind,

Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this

man

will

love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend. Amen.



>> > > >MALE PRAYER FOR 2005:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a

liquor store and a bass boat.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit!

Amen

That pretty much hit the nail on the head!!