>An elderly couple, Sam and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Austin,

>Texas. Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing

>some on sale one day, he buys them and wears them home, walking proudly.

>He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything

>different about me?" Bessie looks him over, "Nope."

>Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and

>walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.

>Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT

>NOW?"

>

>

>Bessie looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today,

>it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!!"

>

>

>Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN,

>BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"

>

>

>To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam. ---Ya shoulda bought a hat!

>shoulda bought a hat..