A well known British Explorer went on a trip to the jungles of darkest Africa. Here he discovered the tree house where Tarzan, Jane, Boy, and Chetta lived.
After meeting Tarzan he asked, "Tarzan, what is your whole name?" Tarzan replied, "Me, Tarzan, King of the Jungle."
He then asked, who is the girl? Tarzan replied "Jane".
The explorer asked, "Tarzan, whats Jane's whole name?
Tarzan replied"pussey".