Scene: Seattle, University of Washington HUB cafeteria during lunch rush hour, where Suzie Wong, a 21 year old biology major senior sits down with Sasha Chin, a 19 year old chemistry major senior.
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Suzie: Hi Sasha!

Sasha: hi.

Suzie: Sasha honey, you have been working 16 hours a day, you need some REC-RE-A-SHUN. Let me set you up with a guy.

Sasha: You mean a date? A BLIND date? [blush]

Suzie: His name is Mike Chan. He sat next to me in calculus. He got a 3.0 course grade. I have seen him driving his mother's 2 year old Honda Acura in the dollar parking lot.

Sasha: I am really busy, I don't think...

Suzie: Stop. You need some fun and adventure. Paula Chang says she had sex with him.

Sasha: What? Paula is the worst slut on campus! Did he contract any diseases? [worried and shocked]

Suzie: No. It was safe sex.

Sasha: Safe? How safe can it be with Paula Chang?

Suzie: She is kinda slutty. She went all the way on the second date! She gave him a happy ending, but she was wearing rubber gloves, a breathing mask, and eye protection.

Sasha: He may still be a sterile specimen. What else did she report?

Suzie: Paula, using the back of the gloves as an index, she has estimated Mikes testicles to be one inch in length, and his penis shaft to be four inches when erect.

Sasha: eek. Too much information. [blush and looks away]

Suzie: Come on. Go out with this guy. He is 5'2", weighs 125 pounds, and lifts weights once a week. Can I set you up with him? Hmm?

Sasha: ok. He is not a good student. His family is not prosperous, but he is tall and strong. I am not going to indulge in the kind of sex that Paula does, but I will sit next to him at the movies and share the same pop corn.

Suzie: Alrighty then! What closed the deal? You like 'em tall and strong huh?

Sasha: Yeah, and it sounds like he is hung like a horse. [blushes]