A man walks into a Doctors.
The Doctor says "So whats the matter with you then?"
"I got raped by an elephant last night!" replies the man.
"What!? You got raped by an elephant!" was the Doctors reply.
" Yer, honestly" says the man
"Ok then, drop your pants, lets ave a look" says the Doc
So the man drops his pants and bends over
" Fuckin hell mate, your arsehole's 2 foot wide!" says the Doctor in shock.
"I know, i told you i got raped by a fuckin elephant!" says the man
" Well i know for a fact, that an elephants penis is very big, but its long and thin rather than wide, so its couldnt have made your arse like that" explains the Doc.
" I know" replies the man, "But it fingered me first"